Via The Guardian (https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/dec/08/orangutan-stuns-zookeepers-by-becoming-pregnant-while-on-the-pill)
This sneaky bitch…
A 34 year old single gal ‘accidentally’ falls pregnant while she’s ‘on the pill’ and no one raises an eyebrow? Seems a little convenient to me.
A girl who has been unlucky in love for too long silences the deafening tick of her biological clock and gets her man to commit by trapping the unsuspecting bloke with a ‘shock’ pregnancy. It’s a tale as old as time.
I understand that Karta has built quite a nice life for herself over the past 34 years and will undoubtedly have the help of nannies zoo keepers to raise this baby and that’s great but has anyone stopped to ask the male if he wants this kid? Is he ready for that?
I just honestly feel bad for the bloke. Thinks he is just having a bit of a fun with an older lady who is obviously mature enough to be trusted to take her birth control correctly and WHAM he goes and gets smacked with a ‘surprise’ pregnancy…and just in time for Christmas.
Merry Christmas ya chump.
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